In a little stable, a virgin birth occured
From heaven put upon the earth to go and spread the word
Instead of doing carpentry and making things with wood
Decided he'd devote his life to solid dairy food
The angels tried to send him out to go and preach to sinners
But he was more obsessed with salted courses after dinner
Despite his holy destiny, the man whom we call Jesus
Cared more for his repute as a purveyor of fine cheeses
Jesus, Jesus, purveyor of fine cheeses
Jesus, Jesus, purveyor of fine cheeses
His fromagerie drew connoisseurs of cheese from leagues around
In chilled glass cases blessed curdled products did abound
His holiness would point to triangles and massive rounds
And slice and package cheddars, bries and stiltons by the pound
There was a time he stood and made a sermon on a mount
The Lord instructed him to tell what life was all about
At length he spoke of cheese's culinary use instead
like slicing it and placing it and melting it on bread
Jesus, Jesus, purveyor of fine cheeses
Jesus, Jesus, purveyor of fine cheeses
The last supper...
I'm prepared to bet
Revolved around
A cheesy fondue set
Emmental
The meltiest of these
Thus became
The Holiest of Cheese
Once there was a party, where some wine was being served
The host forgot to order in some munchies or hors d'oeuvres
The Nazarene arrived in time with plates of cheesey flavour
And to this day the reverent refer to him as saviour
History records his feats in books and vellum scrolls
He fed five thousand, walked on water, so the meek are told
He gave the blind their sight and raised the dead from out the grave
It's these we sees, not cheese, of which his reputation's made
Jesus, Jesus, purveyor of fine cheeses
Jesus, Jesus, purveyor of fine cheeses
credits
released September 11, 2022
Rhythm/Lead Guitars, Bass: Ed Quek
Lead Guitars: Emmanuel George Rhoads
Vocals: Kike Valderrama
Drums: Robin Stone
Recording, Mixing, Mastering: Asmat Tarmini
Written & Produced by Ed Quek
Co-Produced by Asmat Tarmini
Fiery yet fluid, the Pennsylvania band's second LP plays like a supercut of death metal's biggest selling points. Bandcamp Album of the Day Jul 20, 2023
